"The human race has only one really affective weapon and that is laughter" -Mark Twain

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Extreme Couponers’ DISGUST me! I just watched an episode and I wanted to scream. How can that even be good for the economy?! People spend hours of precious time organizing a stock pile of useless crap like frozen pizza rolls and 50 2-liters just because its free when they could be putting their time to better use like WORKING or maybe donating some of their stuff. I watch these people hoard all this junk they get for free or just pennies when there’s people out there who can’t even afford to eat and/or spend the hours needed collecting hundreds of coupons. For instance, I watched an episode where a middle class family had a teenager that collected coupons so they could save enough money to install a pool, REALLY?! Maybe they should be using this disgusting habit to help out others instead of being so selfish. I hope there’s at least some people out there that use their couponing skills to help others. This was my rant. 

This is me, except add 50 pounds

This is me, except add 50 pounds

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“Need more sleepz!”

This is me. Every day. 

funnyordie:

“Need more sleepz!”

This is me. Every day. 

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This sums up how my diet is going

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On new years I set a goal for myself to weigh 150 lbs by the end of the year, and as I’m typing this I’m just now realizing thats only 3 months away. HOLY SHIT, where has the time gone?!?! Anyway, it’s time to keep my eyes on the prize again. Ever since I met my boyfriend I started to not care about my appearance and about 10 pounds later and one or two “fat jiggles” into my jeans, I realized it’s time to get back on track and remember why I am doing this. I want to be skinny, and I want to feel good about the way I look. Even when I was 185 lbs I felt better about myself then this whopping 195 lbs. Starting today I am challenging myself to hold up on my original goal. That gives me 3 months to lose 45 pounds.

ready, self? BREAK!

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Martin Loofah King
I have a dream that my skin will be nice and clean after this shower.

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Martin Loofah King

I have a dream that my skin will be nice and clean after this shower.

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All you need is love…and a cat.

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